The Seven Funniest Moments From The Biden-Hur Transcripts


The transcripts of the two-day interview between Special Counsel Robert Hur and President Joe Biden were released Tuesday. The interview was a part of Hur’s investigation into the president’s handling of classified materials, and there are some truly laughable moments in there.

We at the Daily Caller thought it would be useful to compile some of the hilarity for the public’s enjoyment, so without further ado, here are the eight funniest moments from the Biden-Hur transcripts. 


While explaining why classified documents may have possibly been in his garage, Biden got sidetracked talking about his prized Corvette. He described how much he loves test driving electric cars and began making car noises.

“You know, think about this. You had one of those big four by fours, the — I think it’s a Ford Bronco, whatever it is. Zero to sixty in four six.”

“That’s fast,” Hur replied.

“Yeah. By the way, you know how it works?” Biden asked, laughing, as the transcript notes.

Hur, trying to keep him on track, said “Sir, I’d love — I would love to hear much more about this, but I do have a few more questions to get through.”

“You can take 30 seconds, but you put your foot on the brake, you hit, you hit a button that’s in the — and it says ‘launch.’ You step your foot on the accelerator all the way down…”

“Woah,” Hur chimed in.

“…until it gets to about six, seven grand,” Biden continued. “Then all of a sudden, it will say ‘launch.’ All you do is take your foot off the brake,” Biden joked, before the transcript noted that he “Makes car sound.” 

2. Private Parts On Fire Story

At one point during the first day of the two-day interview process, Biden unravels a long tale of a man he represented early in his legal career who lost his penis in a fire.