America Has Spoken: Blondes With Big Boobs, Please! No Self-Immolating Lefties

by SCOOPS DELACROIX at America has spoken. As this country teeters on the brink, as bottoms running the government film gay sex in our hallowed institutions, as Doritos, the cheesy staple of the American party, is forced to fire their child-diddling trans-fluencer, Americans are craving normalcy. Ice-cold beer on a Friday night with some Toby Keith playing on […]